Warm Bodies was like Twilight but with cool zombies. Not cool in a “zombieish” way though…Tweet
Why did it seem so easy in the game? Path of Exile is ruining my life…Tweet
being gay is unnatural & wrong [an aide comes next to me & whispers in my ear] ive just been informed that being gay doesnt mean hating dogs— Stepheñ (@JevenSteakobson)
It means loving HOT DOGS! Nah, I’m joking. LGBTs are cool.Tweet
Luna is by far the best character of My Little Pony. Yeah I know, I’m creepy coz I watch MLP, get over it. I was already creepy when I started.Tweet
Why do you remind me of these awful things in my life..Tweet
Stoner Princess is best Princess
the expressions are golden
Those pee moments.
North Korea attacks USA!
Kim is such an hilarious little guy. You just want to buy him candies.
p.s. Oh my…I missed an “h” in “threats. Well it still makes sense, Kim Jong-Un is a little puffy candy eater.Tweet
This is not what I ordered…
She’s on her period.Tweet